Top 10 Lists!!!

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The Top 10 Photo Myths

10. f 32 and f 22 are not sharp

9. You can handhold at 1/15th

8. Computers make photos better

7. Focus 1/3 of way for hyperfocal landscapes

6. The better the camera the better the picture

5. Film is dead

4. It’s already been done

3. Different is always better

2. Zooms are softer than prime lenses

1. Pros are the best photographers

The Top 10 Things I Really Don’t Like

10. Top 10 lists

9. Jelly beans

8. Peanut butter cookies

7. Sushi

6. Waiting in line

4. Line jumpers

3. Ticks, leaches and all blood sucking parasites.

2. Congress (oops, see #8 above)

1. People who can’t count

The Top 10 Worst Things for My Dog to Roll In

10. Cow

9. Old cow

8. New cow

7. New cow shit

6. Turkey shit- new or old

5. Anything else slimy

4. Anything else dead

3. Anything at all dead and slimy

2. The Grateful Dead

1. Rose petals (he’s a dog after all!)

The Top 10 Things People Shouldn’t Wear Out in Public

10. Antlers

9. Curlers

8. Red pumps with overalls

7. A family picture t-shirt

6. Pajamas on airplanes

5. A sneer

4. Pants with more than one zipper

3. Tights

2. Photo vest

1. Their welcome

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